the mighty jane

22. linguist in training, also coincidentally language nerd (but not by profession). ❒ single ❒ taken ✔ my cat. BLOG CONTAINS: really gratuitous amounts of late Victorian and Edwardian fashion, technology, and everyday stuff (tagged for your savioring pleasure!) | a crap ton of homestuck right now (also always tagged) | snakes | tea | disney | steampunk | language, linguistics, and words | rain, thunderstorms, oceans | Japanese language, culture, and food | superheroes (mostly 1960s marvel and cinematic marvel but also adam west batman) | mythology | cats | harry potter | bees

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  1. FACT: Bisexuals evolve into pansexuals when traded while holding a King’s Rock. Pansexuals evolve into Bisexuals when traded while holding a Razor Fang.

    OKAY I’M DONE I SWEAR

     
     

  2. FACT: Lesbians must wear plaid at least once every half an hour. If they do not, they will shrivel into a raisin and can only be cured by being taken into a plaid tent with the unshriveled lesbians, where they will then be ritually danced around.

    I think this is why I give off the giant lesbian vibe I have been said to give off (besides having a really close and cuddly relationship with my female best friend).  I genuinely like plaid button up shirts and wear them all the time.  One of them is even flannel.  No fucks given.

     
     

  3. FACT: It is easiest to recognize a lesbian during their mating season. Many begin to intermittently caw loudly and roost on beaches in preparation for attracting a mate.

     
     

  4. FACT: When Bisexuals and monosexuals reproduce, their offspring are known as tricycles.

    factsaboutqueers:

    Likewise, when two bisexual reproduce, their offspring are known as ‘Four Wheeler Off Road Transports’

    HELP I CAN’T STOP REBLOGGING

    I’M NOT EVEN QUEER

    THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

     
     

  5. FACT: the tiny pieces of glitter people find on their face are put there by queer fairies

    factsaboutqueers:

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  6. FACT: In order to fully transition into Time Lords, all trans men must obtain a second heart. This is why some trans men have two scars on their chests.

     
     

  7. FACT: Queers do not actually exist. It is all just an elaborate joke on Rick Santorum.